Monday, March 31, 2008

The perfect parts.

Dis iz all abouts mez.



Des feeties. Des feeties iz mine.



Dez are meh whiskers.



Dis iz meh tongue and teefies.



Dis iz meh ear hairs.



Dis iz meh nose and mouf.



Dis, iz meh eye.



Dis, iz meh tail. Notice, it kinked.



I wuz born wif kink. See? mommy showz.



All dem parts = mez. Da perfect parts. For da perfect kitteh.

Time fur da nap.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Crazy on sunday morning



Dis merning, i wuz bein crazy. Yes. Yes i wuz.

I started maoin and jumping on da back of dis here chair. See?



Up and down it i goes. See? momma thought i wuz beein real silly. So, she tooks some picshures.



In dis one... i wuz trying to fwap her. I didna sink it should make it on my bloggy. I look crazy.

The beans sink its great. I. Do not.



I too fast fer yoo mom. CLOSE UP!



Den i lay down. I like to rest SUMtim. But, not very much.



Kitteh attack! Great acshun shot mom. Yoo missed meh.



Oh another stoopid looking one.



Den i fwapped and biteded momma beanie.




DEN! We pleh mousie. Momma says i sink i a woofie. What dat about? Woofies just WISH dey were like us kittehs.



hope yoo all had a great weekend.

-love,
tesla

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Photo Hunters #5: HIGH



Hello! Today, ina gonna show yoo sum high things!

First. Dis, iz momma's easter lily. It iz very very high. I canna go up dere, acause momma beanie would be very mads. She doesn't let mez see itz, acause i would eat itz... but i wanna see itz.



Second. Dere iz da matter of meh fud. It too is high and also enclosed in dis fine box dat da beans picked up fer meh. However, i donna belief it really is fer meh, acause if it were fer meh, it wouldna be dis highand it wouldna be in dat fine box. It would be in a box dat was open, and dat i could play in fer hours.



Den. Dere iz dis tree. Dis tree is high. I dream of climbin it an eatin all dem sqirrls dat go in dere. I am jealous and would like to chase dem. Dem probably would taste good. A nice high view, and a nice meal. Would could be better?



Den. Dere is meh couch. I like ta stand on its and be high. But, every tim momma tried to take da picshure, i try to jump on her belly. But, finally she got sums.



Ah, dis is a nice high couch. I look nice. Iz not as high as da lily. Or as high as da tree. Or even as high as da fud. But, it'll do.



I hope everyone has fun findin high tings.





Thursday, March 27, 2008

Best friends

(...Hello? One Eyed Pete? I see yoo. Get outta dere. Sanks....)



We go everywhere togever. See? I carrys him. He luvs me.



(...Look mommeh. Praise me! i bring petey...)



(...Dis iz meh best friend. I love petey...)



(...i love him so much...)

But now! he's no-eyed pete.



(...mommeh, can i eat dat...)




Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Wordy Wednesday.

I been tagged by Mickey to do the make a wish meme!

The Rules
1. Think about what it is that you want more than anything, what your heart's desire and fondest wish is, and what it is that you would wish for if you were to see the above wishing star flame across the night sky.

2. Right click and SAVE the blank graphic below.

3. Use a graphics program of your choice and place your wish on this picture:

4. Post the Make A Wish Meme and your wishing star on your blog along with these rules.

5. Tag as many people as you like so that there can be wishing stars all across the Blogosphere and ask them to please link back to Linda so that we can see what wishes others have made and share those wishes with others.



copy dis one:



Iz gonna tag Adan! Mickey! Parker! Snow and Forest!


Den, i gonna do dis meme i found at the Ballicus Blog:

4 Jobs I've Had:

* Fortress Protector. Still meh job.

* Food inspeshun. Gotta make sure its good for beanies.

* Bug Destroyer. I haven't met any jus yet. Well. Jus a fly, and i beat him downz, but, i still am prepared and ready fur meh next fight.

* House Speaker. Anysing dat needs to be decided, has to go through mez first. I decides.


4 Movies Watched Over and Over:

*Cloud TV

*Beans on patrol

*Rain on da porch

*jack russell patrollin

(all which can be seen out meh window.)


5 Places I Have Lived / Have Been (yeah, I fudged a little on this one):

* fur momma's tum tum.

* nice lady's laundry room

* one night in the great outdoors (nice lady's babysitter accidentally let us out all night)

* sometimes i live in momma beanies werk. Once i had to stay ALL night when dey werked on meh hoo-hee. (not too be confuseded with a boy's hoo-ha-ectomy.)

* in my beanies house. were i lives now.

4 Shows I Watch:

* Squirrel climbin trees.

* doggies barking/bein walkeded.

* children playin

* bugs trying to get in but FAILING.


4 Favorite Things to Eat:

* meh fud.

* meh stinky goodness fud.

* da laundry room carpet

* da barricade in da laundry room

4 Places I Would Rather Be:

* back in da mississippi wif friends.

* in meh cubies.

* outside in da wild.

* EATIN DAT DOGGIE I SEE OUTSIDE!


4 Things I Look Forward To This Year:

* turning 1 years old.

* seeing meh first spring

* goin out wif meh harness more.

* being wif momma and dadda.


Fur this meme, I'll tag The meezer cats and bill! those kattonic cats! Goldie & Shade! Honey P. Sunshine!

Now i shares picshures wif yoo about meh friends. Fur reals.
Adan & Lego patiently wait fur dis 'collar' to come offz and to play togever.



Daisy is caught picking her toes.




Goldie relaxin on a chair and does a meme i tagged dem for!




Pearl gets stuck in a ptu and goes to da vet!




Miral needs your support, prayers, headbutts, da werks. Go dere now! (after yoo finish reading my blog of course. :) )








Da End.

love

tesla.

Monday, March 24, 2008

My first adventure!

Today, i went for a trip with meh friend Momo (ALL photos by Momo) to visit Socks, Scylla and Charybdis at the mississippi coast fur easter! Before i left for this trip, i received THIS basket from Socks, Scylla and Charybdis:


Izn't that the nicest basket yoo've ever seen?! That was so thoughtful of them!

The first thing that we did when we got there, was learn about the solar fountain! Socks showed it to us. This iz wat i learneded: "The black thing in the picture captures the sun's rays and converts them to energy. This allows the pump to suck up water to the top of the fountain where it then trickles back down. It makes a lovely sound." sayz socks. He knows so much dat kitty!


l.to r. me charlotte momo socks

Next, we had da picnic. Then in dis next picshure is us laying around the butterfly garden. It wuz SO bootiful.



l. to r. Scylla looking up at the butterflies, Charybdis, Momo on the bench, Socks curling up to nap underneath, Me sitting on the rock, Charlotte beside the bush, all with our favourite drinks.

Den, Charybdis showed us da geese family. deir mom warned us that the geese could be very vicious so we took the precaution of keeping our distance.



l. to r. Charybdis at the far left corner, Charlotte and Momo at the left lower corner and I'm hanging out in da pot, just in case i has to hide from dem geeses.

Den, we went to the family room where i got to see dem ireland picshures close ups. Momo and Socks shared some private time ( i do NOT know wat dat means ) togethers.


DEN we went on a boats and saw cat island!




Cat Island is a barrier island off the Mississippi coast. The island is named for racoons that early explorers mistook for cats. The island has a unique "T-shape" created by the colliding currents of the Gulf of Mexico. Its marshes and beaches provide a refuge for alligators and migratory birds. During WWII the island was a base for training army dogs.

And den, we had to comes home cuz momma gets all worried. I sorry guys, but i never been away from home dat long! most one night! and, dat was only were momma werks, so most of da time she was dere wif meh.

SANK YOO for letting me come on dis trip wif yoo!

love,
tesla

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Easter? What is this?!

easter cat



Hope yoo all haf a nice Easter, and dos of yoo who dunna celebrates it, just haf a nice sunday.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Photo Hunters #4: Metal



Dis object here iz metal.

Day are sum keyz dat i like to fwap. Momma sayz i shouldna fwap dem metal keys, but i do it anywayz.



Dis boing boing toy iz also metal. I like to chewz it. Member? i like to chewz it.



Dis dad's bike here iz metal. I like to fwap dis too. I like to fwap metal tings, cuz dem make fun sounds.



Dis collar here has metal tags. See? Dem are purty and also mine. Yoo canna have dem. Mine sanks.



No, i said you canna have. Srsly. Mine. Sanks. Go now.



When i itch my metal tags, dem makes a great sound as day go swishin round meh head. Momma sinks i try to fwap dem too dis way. fwap fwap.

Sorry dis took so long to getz up and goinz.

But itz heres!

Hope everyone has a great easters!




Friday, March 21, 2008

Intruder!

Momma momma!

Look wat i foundz!



Can yoo seez dat pider out dere on da window edge? He's very tiny.



He THOUGHT he could sneak in meh house. He THOUGHT he wuz real tiny. But he THOUGHT wrong.



But iz seez yoo. Yoo is a little pest. I will CRUSH yoo if yoo come in here.



I'm watching yoo pider. I'm watching.



Coming closer are we?! That just makes yoo closer to yoor demise.



If yoo come any closer. Pider, pider i'll kill yoo.



THIS IS YOOR LAST WARNING! Can yoo still see him on dat edge? After dis shot, he runned awayz.




I warned him good. Now he runned aways. Not come back.

I hear great news, dat on monday, i might get a big surprise!

AND, i also heard momma and daddy talkin about daddy's softball games dis year. Since i was only born in junes, and dey didna get mez until septembers, i don't know of dis softball game.

But, i heard momma sayz, dat she might take me to da games too, cuz i hate being home alone so much!

What do yoo sink?! Do yooz sink dis iz good idea? iz softball funs?!

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