Sunday, July 27, 2008

Mommeh... no go.

I watched mommeh pack on frideh.

I waz not unnersandin wat she doin. I saz, mommeh? mommeh wat doin. She saz 'nothin nothin'. Tinks i no no wat doin. I no sumtin up.



She leaf room. I wait... she no no nothin... den, den she no no. Den... aprise! i at place she go.

Mommeh.... jus yoo wait... yoo in for aprise.



unfortunately for meh, she found meh... an i in condo nows... acaz... mommeh found meh. I no no hows...

Soon, soon i be home dough an den... den i will pay mommeh back...

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Photo Hunters #11: Hanging

Taday's photo huntehs iz hanging. And taday... mez iz at da werk place while mommeh on vacashun. But, dem gif meh da best condo in da place. Dis tim, i in top condo, lookin down at alla odder kittehs, tellin dem whos boss. When mommeh came and said goodbye, i told her not to worreh, acaz meh view iz da best in da house. Dat right. Yoo all see. Howeveh, meh room iz also high up, so scape not so easeh. However, i will try to find a way anyweh.

Now, on to hanging.


Dis, iz meh hanging on ta mommeh's hand. She got a treat, so i hanging ta git it from her. So, i try hard.



dis iz still hanging from da treaty. Mommeh waz tryin ta make meh jump and hang from da chair- but as soon as camera dere, i didna wanna do dat.



Den she put treat on da couch. Den, here yoo see meh hanging from dat couch. Dere good treat up dere. i like hanging fur treats.



Again, i hanging from da couch. VERY xcitin. I know yoo jus canna look aways! Look at meh hanging!



Dat all. I see yoo all soon.

-lub,
tesla the kitteh.




Friday, July 25, 2008

Home

Dis iz wat i did soon as i git home from da werk place last sundays. Mommeh bring meh home. I lay all around da house. I gif myself baf.



Dat merning at da werk i tried to scape out ahind da lady who waz feedin meh. I said 'hey, yoo look over dere at dat woofie!' den i made a mad dash fur da exit!



No madder...



Didna werk like i wanted.



Iz ok dough. Back home.



dat lady caught meh pretty fast. Dis whole week i been home alaxin. mommeh been cleanin like crazy. I no know why.



no madder. I gunna leaf all mez hairs all over again.



"Tesla, i cleaned acaz yoo go back ta werk tamarra- acaz i leafin fer da beach. I forgot to tell yoo" -saz mommeh.



WAT?!?!?!?!

Friday, July 18, 2008

Photo Hunters #10: what IS that?!

Todays theme iz "what IS that?!" An i gonna tell yoo jus wat dat iz. I gunna show yoo wat sumtin iz, an den, what really iz... or sumfin like dat.

Here we gos....



Oh mai! wat iz dis?! iz dat monsteh in meh house?! GIT OUT MONSTEH!




Silly guys. ha ha! Dis iz no monsteh. dis iz mez!



Oh mai.... wat iz dis?! Look all grossy!



Silly guys. dis iz hammeh head shark. Him not named yet. Still werkin on his name. See us posin?



oh mai! what iz dis?! Looks all weird and scary!



NO no friends. Dis iz not weird OR scary. Dis iz herman mai mousie replacement.



Neveh fear furrends, mommeh jus went on vacashun. Will be back to pick up on Sundeh. See yooo soon! (we made dis afore she lefted!)





wat iz dis?


Dis mernin... i gits up. I eets. Mommeh iz wif mez. She talks to meh.

Den, affer i eets, i follow mommeh round for bits.

DEN, we gif daddeh his birfday presents. I like to watch dis an step on da papers.


DEN mommeh brings in meh black softie carrier. Puts blankie in. Den puts mousie in.

So.... i go splore. I crawl in carrier. Affer all iz nice an softie.

Den, i purrs an waits. Den...


MOMMEH ZIPPEH UP DA FRONT!

I trapped!

Mommeh puts meh in car. Den drives meh to werk...

puts meh in cages... an says be back soon.

Well.

you can jus MAGINE wat face i gif mommeh. DIRTY looks. No come out say bye. Didna know waz comin here.

Bye she saz.

See yoo soon she saz.

Be good girl she saz.

Well yoo know wat i saz mommeh? do yoo?

I saz, i saz i hate yoo mommeh.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Ode to Forest

I did not expect to post like this today. I was all ready to let Tesla tell you events of the week. Tell you about the boring events of her days which are mostly just sleeping here or there, crushing a bug or two, or stealing silverware out of the sink. I could tell you endless boring details of our lives- but today must be someone else's day.



Today about the loss of Forest. Poor Forest snuck out of the house the other night, and was found in the morning no longer with us. She was killed by a car.

I'm very sad to hear that the people who did this did not try to find out who's pet family was. What has happened to the world that you don't have the decency to comfort the people you just did this to? Its like taking a family member- yes they are not animals, they are our children. Our babies. Forever, no matter how time ages them... they will always be our babies.

It always saddens me when i know one has lost one of their precious babies. I have never lost my own- but i've been there when people have lost theirs... and through my job, i have come to love a lot of them as my own little babies. And sometimes... its just as terrible. I have cried many, many times over the loss of my friends.

So honest and loyal. So full of love. So innocent. It destroys me that they are able to feel pain. What did they do to deserve what they go through? Nothing. Just love. That's all they do.

I'm deeply sad tonight- for the loss of a friend. One good thing- is i know that little forest is there across the rainbow bridge. Waiting for her parents to join her. She's probably up there having the time of her life. Endless hunting. Friends to play with. But always with her eyes on the end of the rainbow.

When we're little, we're taught that the rainbow has a pot of gold at the end. Filled to the brim with treasure. Well... for us... maybe our treasure is different. Maybe our babies are the treasure waiting for us at the end of the bridge? And our babies wait there, and keep their eyes on the bridge and just wait, for we are their treasures as well. We take care of each other.

So i know in my heart, every time someone loses a baby, even though its incredibly hard and painful, they are still our babies. For all of eternity. Once they are ours, they are always ours. Even though life will become harder without them, and no animal could EVER replace another... we will still be reunited in the end. So, we do have something to rejoice in.... the knowledge that they are still there... forever, waiting, and loving us.

Now my friends, please take the time out of your day, to say a few kind words to the parents of forest.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Memes & weekend blues




First tings first.

First. I wud like to sank meh good friends, dem Stooge kittehs fer askin meh to purticipates in dis here meme: Da Quirk meme:

The rules:Link to the one who tagged you. List the rules on your blog. Tell about 6 unspectacular quirks of yours. Tag some blogger friends with links. Leave a comment on their blog to let them know they've been tagged.

Meh Quirks:

1. Eatin cheese popcorn wif mommeh. I canna let her eat dis alone. i sit right in front of hers and willna move til i git mehself a piece or two.

2. Runnin up walls. When i play real hard i haz a habits of runnin up da wall.

3. Wheneveh mommeh or daddeh talk on da phone, i hates it. Even if it no where near meh, i run inna room and whap tings onna floor so dey pay tenshuns to meh.

4. Shovin alla meh toys under da couch. i luf dis. specially when da mommeh haz to lay on da floor to git dem out.

5. Eatin mommeh's bamboo plant. wheneveh mommeh not home, i nibble on da end of dis plant. Makes mommeh very made. She actually notice fer da first tim today dat i'm doin dis... moved plant REAL high- place i neveh been too, and not allowed.

6. Rippin apart meh toys. Mommeh doesna git dis caz she saz, neveh knew cats chewed toys like dis. I rip off mousey tails, eat eyes, rip nose wide opens. Mommeh don't unnersands dis.


Now i gonna tag anyone who wants to play! acaz i don't know who already played dis. Sorry i not been round too much guys. mommeh been workin a lot more den usual. Dey needs her. but don't dey know i needs her toos?

Den dis weekend, mommeh saz early tomorrow, she an daddeh goin on trip overnight. I no git to come. But her mommeh bean gunna come here an check up on meh bunch of tims. make sure no eatin no more toys or destroyin meh self. Or make sure i gots real fud to eat.



Why mommeh and daddeh leavin meh? Don't dey want mez to come?



How can dey leaf dis babeh. I dunna unnersands. makes meh sad. Who will i play wif?

maybe i jus hide in meh box til dey come back?



Yeah i sink dis good spot to stay and hide.



Here i will wait, here i will sleeps. i already gittin tired... mommeh... yoo back yets?

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Lazy Sunday

My dear friends, Socks, Scylla & Charybdis made me this great purfday card!



I just forgot to check my email and missed it- yes for a few weeks! i wasn't getting any mail, so i didn't check it! So there! but i'm so sorry my friends, i just love it! you must've thought i was really snobby! wow. I'm not i promise, i appreciate all the work you put into it! thanks guys!

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now this morning and afternoon has been groggy out. and gloomy. mommy doesn't feel like typing the way i'm speaking to her- so no kitty talk today. She said she doesn't feel like it. stoopid mom. But she still has to type what i say. haha.


This was me a bit ago when mommy found me in the computer room....



i can hear her camera clicking. And her flash made me pay close attention.



Mom's been working alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll weekend. Well. Actually thats a lie.



Thursday was her day off. we cleaned all day. she vacuumed. i hid in the bathroom and my ottoman. yes. MY ottoman.



Friday and daddy spent the day celebrating the fourth- out all day.



Then, saturday morning mommeh worked til 12, then back to work at 3 until 530.



Then they go out to partay until late. Stooopid beans.



this morning mom work, and getting ready to go back to work. I wanted to go an comment on everyones blogs. No have time said mom. She helped the stoopid woofie blog first. Said she deserved some time. But, she did sepia a few pictures of me to make me look gorgeous.



and



she says some family is in town, going there tonight and tomorrow and daddy going with her tonight and tomorrow daddy going out with a friend. What is this about? I hate the beans. I'm so bored!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

The Beautiful Thursday

I do pologize fer meh mommeh bein da worst blogger ever. Does anyone know where i can gib meh mommeh da worst blogger award? If dey dunna haf one, we jus haf to make one. Mommeh, yoo lose. I hates dis.

So i saz, mommeh, mus make up fer dis. Now, yoo mus take meh picshure.



Dat right mommeh. Yoo gonna like it.



Now dis next one- i sorry yoo haz to see dis... mommeh's foot makes appearance. Not nice. Smells bad. Yes does. If on couch, an dey near daddeh, he always try to push dem away so he can't smell it. He sumtims try be nice, not let mommeh know wat he doin- he try make her sink dat he jus movin. But... she always know...



Den i move in da sun. Bask. Bask... Bask.



*yawn* Bein da kitteh iz hard werks.



Ok, Ready again. Look at dis face, iz dark vs. light.

Maybe i evil? Maybe i angel? mommeh saz like alfred hitchcock movie. All shadows mean sumtin.



Look here. Iz meh feets. Aren't dem cute toes?



ahhhhhhhhhh i lub layin in da sun.



Lemme innaduce yoo ta meh new mouse. See, petey still at large. Canna be found. Look everywhere mommeh did. I not tellin where he is. Haffa figure it out mommeh. I know yoo read meh blog- i no stoopid an gonna put it on here fer yoo to find.



I sink i name him herman. Him haz ball tail. Him weird. Haf fuzzy tings. I donna play wif him very much. I miss meh petey.



Since petey gone, i no carry toys around no more. I miss him. Ok mommeh, maybe i forgets where i leave him k. ... halp meh find hims....



Until den, i play wif dis herman i guess. YAAAAAAAAAAH!



Also, mommeh sink dis funneh. Real funneh. Daddeh didna. But mommeh did.