EZ Sunday.

As yoo all well know... a kitteh life iz nevah e. z.



Dis life takes hard werk. Fur realz.

Yoo all know dis.



Mommeh had to go out da odder day an git mez a new feadder toy. Acause, i ated all dem feadders in da odder toy. Acause... dem taste nom. Nom nom. I tryin to eat dem feadders in da new one too... but is much harder den odder one. Den, mommeh sinked it good to take picshures to show yoo all dat i play real rough, and tire mezelf out. yes yes i do. Yoo nevah seen such moves, such skillz as i bout show yoo.

Behold, let yoor eyez fill wif joy at meh talent!

Wat dat mommeh? New toys?



nom nom nom



I sink i got yoo feadder.



NOM



I jump UP to catch. Mommeh too slow.



Come back down after catch... mommeh... too slow.



When i get REAL tired... i breathe wif mouf open..



Ohh noo i look like chub beast...



mere mean toy.



nom nom nom



fall off back of couch.... see meh tongue? wat happen?



fall on mommeh leg



I almost got yoo feadder.



Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah need rest....



can't breathe...



no give up...



nom nom nom



no mommeh no put away!



Mommeh put toy away, saz i need rest. I no need rest! i tiger!

And den, to end dis, is 2 videos. Of meh doin meh great moves. Used flashy box, so no sound.... Wrong machine.

Ode to memes.

hai!

I didna dooooz da photo hunters aday acause mommeh couldn't sink of no good signs near us. So... instead (if it loads) i haz sum picshures, well, videos of mez playin wif mommeh.

BUT first, i haz dis meme ta do, sanks to dem new mach cats over dere. Dey ask mez to do dis, i do dis. Hai new friends, i hopes yoo likes it here on da blogosphere!

1) Write your own six word memoir.
2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like.
3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the
original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the
blogosphere.
4) Tag at least five more blogs with links.
5) Don’t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to
play.
6) Have fun!!

Iz vihcus. Iz tiger. Iz bootiful.

Dis meh vishual. I hope yoo like it. Iz took da vihcus tiger part. booty iz jus always in meh picshures acause dat iz jus who i am.







Iz gonna tag da five friends. Hopefully have not done dis afor. Sumtims, i forgets yoo jus did dem. If did, i sorry. Have funs!

I taggin the pbj cats a cause dey are beggin to do one.


dem goldie & shade friends.


Daisy dat curly cat


Mickey dat black cat


Derby da sassy cat


And den, meh good friend Momo



goonite friends.

I lub yooos.

-tesla

Thursday entrapment.

Wonder WHY i iz hidin here?! I hidin in computee room, on mommeh's chair. Whys yoo ask?



A cause DIS iz in meh living room. DATS WHY.



Look at her. All getting stuck in meh cubies.



Mommeh, and her mommeh and da woofie all went for a long walk. To see more about dat, and see all da pweety picshures mommeh took outside... go see isis's bloggie.

Da nerve.

Ottoman Secrets.

Iz gonna show yoo meh secrets... meh box has a secret.

Yoo know dis? course not. How cud yoo? Tis great secret. Promise.



Jus gotta get in right spot... or hav da right mommeh...



Ahh... dis jus da right spot... I sink dis dark place iz purfect.



Den yoo wait fer Ntruder. Den yoo pop outda box.



No one spects meh ta be hidin in dis dark place...



SCARES dem iz will!



And den, affer all dat scarin, den iz tim ta lay by open winda and get a nice breeze.




love,
tesla

Ghost Kitteh

friends... dunna be scared when iz show yoo wat i bout ta show yoo.

On meh porch, der iz a 'ghost kitteh'.

She looks jus like meh.

But, she a ghost. When i goes out der, she no der no more.

Can yoo see her? DER SHE IZ!



Dunna make no loud sounds... er she might git scared awayz...



She no mean kitteh. No Ntruder. She iz meh friend kitteh.

Acause she watches meh when i play. She wants ta play too but, she canna.



She jus watches. She tries to come and be meh friend. But, she iz stuck on da porch. She is very shy.

When momma goes up to da window, she goes way. Only comes out fer mez. Dat cuz we friends.



Do yoo see her? She iz nice kitteh.

Making the bed.

Iz a excellent helper.

I dunna wat mah mommeh wud do wifout meh.

Sunday Morning.

ho hum.

I iz so boreded. I see no Ntruders.



Wat mom? I iz so doin meh job!



I sniff high and lows. I smell no Ntruders. Dem are smelly, an i canna smell none. I can smell dem fer miles an miles. Dis troo.



All out der iz tree. It doesna smell like N truder. Dem smell bad.



I will wait here 5 minootes den i gonna go play over dere.



Wat dat? yoo want to see mez in acshuns?!



yoor dreams have come troo!

Lub,
tesla

Photo Hunters #6: Twisted!

Hai friends.

I shall not miss out on THIS weeks photo hunter, like i did last weekend! Oh my. How sad.

Today's theme, is twisted!

First, meh boingy ting is twisted.

See it?




DEN! Meh dadda can make hez arms all twisted! Look at 'em go!



DEN i haz dis blind cord dat mommeh twisted to show yoo it twists



Den, my newnake toy has da twisted butt.



Now, i will be on da lookout all day to surch fer twisted tings.