Monday, December 29, 2008

Mancat Mondeh

Hai- hansel heres.
Jus wanted ta saz, didna furgit bout blogospheres.

Mommeh haz lost sum track of tim wif all dis hollydeh cheers an goodness.

Dun furrgit bout meh an tessa caz we no furrgit bout yooos.

Hopefully will be back wif noo posts dis weeks-
Mommeh only haz werk tadeh, so haz PLENTY tim ta halp us blogs.
RIGHT mommeh? RIGHT.

Hope yoo all had nice hollydeh.

We lufs yoo.
Will comment and post laters.
Promises.

-luf,
da manliest kitteh of all
HANSEL

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Secret Paws. Hansel Style

Hansel: I jus gotted mai secret paws gif frum Sara! Fank yoo sara!
Finally- a gif ta JUS meh an nah TESLA. muahaha.

kyoot cardie-

Awww fank yoo sara!

I pway wif sum tissue paypurr.

TEMTAYSHUNS! chic-hun flavored!

0! a toy! i luf toys mommeh.

fwap. fwap. fwap.

fwap.

o! ball! i luf balls mommeh!

yeoooww..... catnip fishies.... i neffur had one of dem afore...
purr purrr purrrrr purrrr

purrrrrrr

Mommeh: look hansel, a nuffer toy!

Tesla: mommeh... yoo shuda saffed dat nip fur last... him iz lost to us...
but i'll pway wif hims toys!

Mommeh: an a cellphone

An more balls

But tesla iz right... hansel haz been lost to the nips power.

I've neffur seen him react to a toy like this before!

Nip city!

nom nom

He chewed for an hour- an left it soaking wet with cat drool.

Tesla: Mommeh i wanna pway!

Can i hides unner da temtayshuns?

Daddeh: here tes make a phone call.
tes: wat?

puuuuuuurrrr nooooom puuuuuurrrrr

Fanks sara! i LUFFED yoor pressunt!
~Hansel

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Tattle Tale Tuesday- Mommeh iz stoopid an bad.

Tesla: While mommeh waz werkin on da dr.s bankie- she follas her routines.
(click picshures ta bigify.)

Her puts on 'HOUSE', moves da couch ta make plenty of rooms, gits her cameras fur kyoot fings we doo- an also, makes us pressies outta sum of da extra fabrics.

Here i am mindin mai business. I iz stretchin- an gittin ready fur baf.

Baf baf baf. Fun fun fun.

Dr. house watches meh baf?!

Here are sum of da toys mommeh made meh.

Fwap.

O toy! where yoo go?

ooooo... down dere in box. Iz all hairy frum meh seepin in dere. :)

Hai toys.

Wat out winna?

Fwap fwap.

O i dun no who keeps knockin dem toys around mommeh.

Maybe dem iz jumpin out dat winna.

Fwap.

O. toys gone.

back gain fanks mommeh! fwaps. Scoops. fwaps.

Mommeh... wat doin...

mommeh

Mommeh i kill yoo.

MOMMEH.

Really momeh? Srsly? i no where yoo seeps.

Mommeh... I gun eet yoor house.

I got so mads. I left an went ta mai chair.

Climb...

Climb...

Stay away mommeh. i kill yoo.



Monday, December 22, 2008

Mancat Mondeh.

Hansel here. Its Mancat mondeh. Again.
3 dehs til ristmas- dats wat Tesla tells meh.

I like dis here bankie. Mommeh leafs it on da couch so i can curl on its.

Its so soft... an nice...

Iz nah real fur so iz ok.

knead knead purr purr

purrrrrrrrr

Tessa git outta heres. Dis MAI spot now.

Soft....

Tessa. I warnnin yoos.

Sofffffffffffftttt