HALLOWEENIES!

from our furrends at ZOOLATRY!



Also- TESLA is a finalist over at the Halloween Contest! please go and vote for her!

AND- our raffle entry ends TONIGHT! if you wish to be a part of our AMAZING raffle, please donate to the walk a thon. We only need... 15 more to be at 300!!!!!!!

Thursday Thirteen: Tips ta kill mommeh.

1. trick her inna finkin yoo innocent kitteh. Den POUNCE.



2. Sniff sniff. i nice little kitteh mommeh... i no nuffin.



3. Berten yoo innerested in sumfin else. Always werks.



4. wat mommeh? i jus layin here. Will prolly go ta seep.



5. berten effuree fing iz games. She will play toos.



6. Den yoo watch fur openin.



7. Nom her. But, still playin.



8. play play play. Den yoo nom her again. A bit harder.



9. wat mommeh? iz playin.



10. Sniff her. Like furrends. Really plannin sum noms.



11. Sniff sniff, play play.



12. Dun let yoor face gif away yoor motives....



13. When least spects.... ATTACK! Put the bitey on like yoo means it.

Wordless Wednesday: Interview With a Bag

Tummeh an toes?!

Tummeh an toes?! Mommeh. i do NUFFIN on commands. yoo no dis. dun berten yoo dun. Yoo no.

Get outta here mommeh.



Mommeh. gif up. Yoo git nuffin.



dis all da toes yoo gun get mommeh.

I WARNIN YOO






peeee ssss...
Anyone innerested in our raffles- remember, last day to enter is this friday- halloween! Please make sure to have your donashuns in by then.

Also, we is starting our christmas list. Please email us if you are innerested in exchanging christmas cards with us! fanks!

teslathekitteh AT gmail DOT com!

Mancat MONDAY!

Hai! Iz MANCAT MONDEH. Dat means, tim fur tim wif hansel.

I will be yoor guide frew dis tim. Oks. I like ta lay heres:



Mommeh always flashin dat boxie in meh faces. I no really likes dis. i close meh eyes ALLA tim.



I also lay unner a bed ta hide from da monster.... she always tryin ta git mez...



no one tell her i unner here kplzthx.




uhoh... i fink she heards mez...

E-z Sundeh.

TESLA repurtin. I wanna tell alla yoo- i gots sumfin great!

Meh furrends, bof abby an Tristan gaf meh dis:




Here are the award instructions:

Put the logo on your blog.

Add a link to the person who awarded you.

Nominate 10 other blogs.

Add links to those blogs on yours.

Leave a message for your nominees on their blogs.

I'm gunna pass dis awardie toooos...

Aoise!
Cats, Goats, Quotes!
Daisy & Harley!
Gandalf & Grayson!
Kilroy!
Mach Cats !
Meezers !
Mickey!
Samantha & Mr. Tigger!
Zoolatry!


Also, we waz tagged fur meme! Hansel, take dis one frum dem Peanut Butter Jelly kittehs

Here are the rules:
1. Be honest.
2. Have fun!
______________________

1. How many calenders are in your home?
Ummm we haz, 6! ohhhh meeeh! mommeh haz cat desk one, den poland wall one. Daddeh haz art one. Den, one in big main room, 2 in kitchen. small magnet ones.

2. What is your fave season?
I dun no yets- i jus baybee! So fars, i fink da autumns. I floofy an warm an cuddle wif beans.

3. What is your lucky number?
10. Meh gotcha deh iz 10/10 wooo!

4. What is your fave month?
October! WOOOO! *snoofle* *cough* --'xcuse meh, i still gots sum snifflies.

5. Which do you like best, Planting seeds, Climbing trees, Jumping into a pile of leafs, or, building igloos?
how bout seepin? maybee pwayin wif leafies.

6. Now tag some people!
Me tags, Chesney Cats, chairman mao, an Goldie & Shade

ME IZ HANS!

Ok, now Tesla will do a meme!

dis one frum dem Crew Kittehs:

1. Where is your cell phone? - i use da beans if i gotta make a calls. Daddeh's iz great fur wakin him up in mernin, tell when ta gif meh fud.
2. Where is the husband? - no husband! i DO haz boyfurrend. Iz Kilroy
3. Your hair color? - i iz called, 'tabby calico'
4. Your mother? - meh fur mommeh lifs wif nice laydee dat visits mommeh's werk.
5. Your father? - who knows who meh fur daddeh waz.
6. Your favorite thing? - tryin ta eet han's fud. OR playin!
7. Your dream last night? - swattin hans.
8. Your dream/goal? - ta nom anyfin i want.
9. The room you're in? - office.
10. Your hobby? - Bloggin, modelin. nommin.
11. Your fear? - hans will be favorites. i will SMASH him.
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? - ummm dat wud make me 7. An i wanna be still play play playin.
13. Where were you last night? - runnin round da house.
14. What you're not? - a gud kitteh. muahahahhahaha
15. One of your wish-list items? - ummm.... a new mousie toy.
16. Where you grew up? - dis house.
17. The last thing you did? - cleaned meh toes.
18. What are you wearing? - meh purpleh collar.
19. Your TV? - da one in da bedroom. i sits on it sumtims.
20. Your pet? - dem fish. Dem are all stressed an dyin... dun no why.. i didna SMASH dem or anyfin....
21. Your computer? - DELL
22. Your mood? - seepy.
23. Missing someone? - daddeh.
24. Your car? - i haz none. dem always take you too vet anyways, why yoo want dat? do yoo like NEEDLES?!
25. Something you're not wearing? - pants. muahahahhaa i'm free!
26. Favorite store? - wat iz store
27. Your summer? - i got ta go on meh harness.
28. Love someone? - effuree one but hans. HANS I SMASH YOO.
29. Your favorite color? - mommeh saz, i look gud in pinks.
30. When is the last time you laughed? - when i smashed han's head in da bag.
31. Last time you cried? - when mommeh took hans ta da werk an kept him dere fur TREE dayz. I hates yoo mommeh.

I tags.... Miss Boo, Mickey, and Mr. Hendrix

Photo Hunters #15: Scary

Dis weeks photo hunt iz scary!


O mai gudness... wat iz dat?! it iz real scairt! Dat is scary fing! Look at dem glowin orbs... scairt!





Oh mai! iz real scary! Wat do i dooooos?! i iz scairt!




O... mai... iz jus mez. But, look at dat face! Iz kind scary. Stoopid mommeh an her flashy boxie.



Haz a gud weeken!

Formally Feral Frideh.

Mez iz formally feral.

Daddeh saz "nuffin feral bout dat cat. Except maybe his smell." Stoopid daddeh. I show him i iz TOUGH mancat an VERY feral...













... maybe next frideh...

Thursdeh Thirteens.

Thirteen fings i dun like bout broffers.

1. Since meh haz little broffur dat canna go on regulars litters, mommeh picks up meh sandbox. I no like dis.



2. Him finks he can chew on alla dem cords. Dem my cords. Dun wan share.



3. Him even steals meh sunbeams. Wat dat bout. I so mad.



4. Him even try steal meh cubes when i no lookin. Dis NOT ok.



5. Him finks ok ta fwap meh face. Dis also not oks. I just layin dere den him come over and fwap fwap.



6. Him tryin ta steal meh daddeh. I dun like dis effur. Him will lay wif daddeh all nights on couches an purr purr purr. I kill him.



7. Him finks he shud hog da flashy box! dis also not fairs.



8. Mommeh saz him part maine coon... an him haf big feets. Mommeh saz will be bigger dan mez. OH yeah?! If yoo lif dat long! i kill yoo.



9. Effuree one luf him cuz him cuddles. I fink him iz mancatwhore. Him will purr on anyones. I not so easy ta please. I ONLY let meh beans hold meh. Dun like anyone else. 'cept dr. laydee who halped meh. I cuddled her a little bit. Dun tell anyones.



10. Him finks him will rule da house. Him will not. I will kill him. Des MEH cubes. Dis MEH house. Dem MEH beans. MINE MINE MINE.



11. Him finks him haf purty eyes. Always stickin dem in faces. Mommeh told meh I haz purtiest eyes. Take dat HANS.



12. Him always eetin meh fuds. Eets him fuds, den him runs an try eets meh fud. Mommeh always puttin him back at his bowl. Him dun cares. Him try ta take oveh effureetin. I KILL YOO



13. Mommeh saz him iz calm an relaxed. I saz him is BORIN.



Dat it. I gunna jus stare at da wall an perten yoo not heres.