Hai

Iz na very mancat mondeh here. Mancat me iz. I iz at v-e-t. Mommeh signed meh up fur hoo-ha-ectomy. Waz very cited ta go places wif da mommeh. However... when fund out where waz... not so cited...



Mommeh begged an begged dem ta let me go homes. But no can. Mez in cage all night. Mommeh come back in merning. She promised. Mommeh yoo iz comin back rights?

Mommeh dun leaf meh in dis cage allalones.

All dem girls at da werky holdin and holdin meh allatim.

Afore meh surgeriez, da dr. laydee waz holdin meh fur almos 2 hours! Waz snoopervisin younger drs. new skills of surgeriez. Iz gettin gud, but alwaz ta haf anoffur dr. ta watch.

I waz NOT gonna be wif new dr. I waz wif dis laydee who cuddled meh. Den, dem let meh bite dem watchesanjewelries. Dem are nom.

Den den den i waz put unner an den wake up 10 minoots laters an no toesies. no more nailzies. An sumfin feels lighter in meh private parties.

Da mommeh waz so sad ta leaf meh. Didna wanna.

When i wokes up waz so seepy i might've peed on myself an princess bankie. Mommeh saz ta girls i peed on bankie ta show i tough mancat, an an i no like dem princess bankie. GIF MEH MANCAT BANKIE i saz?

So now i stinky. but i stinky anywaz...

I pooted on da dr. laydee. (dem are REAL stinky).
I pooted on da tech laydee.
I pooted all round dat werky.
I pooted in da techies face.

Dem all saz wanna take meh home. Mommeh saz NOOOS. Iz mommehs. I didna spend much tim in meh cages... i jus dat hansum an sweets.

Ready to play play play? I jus so tired right nows....