Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen sings i like bout Noel.

1. She always willin ta hang out wif meh, even dough i dun always wanna hang out wif her.

2. She meh babee sisfur so i haz ta teach her da ropes. Like best way ta git treats from mommeh.

3. If mommeh eveh stoopid enouf to gif treats, i shall nom dem good.

4. She canna eet any of meh treats.

5. She canna eet any of meh fud.

6. She doesna use da sandbox. She ak-shul-lee doesna even need ta poops caz she doesna eets. I dun unnerstand dis but... dat fine wif mez.



7. She can watch out da winda wif meh an keep house safes.

8. She doesna play at all, so meh feadder no needs sharin.

9. She doesna mao mao so when i seeps i no wakes ups.

10. She doesna seep wif meh, mommeh, and daddeh. Her mus stay in pooter room ALLA tim so meh beans iz all mine.

11. She iz gud at halpin us blog. She always keeps watch on meh blog.

12. She iz coot. An she iz real nice ta mez.

13. She haz dis bell on her necks i can whap den it rings.