Iz meh Gotcha Day! 1 year!

Okies... where iz alla yoos? I sittin here waitin an waitin fur da partay ta starts!



Guys, guys i haf fud fur yoo. Really. Come see...



One year agos, Mommeh an daddeh were married on Sept. 15th. As soon as gotted home frum honey moons (wateffur dat means) dem picked meh up dat very next deh! Wud haf gotted meh da same deh but came home lates an waz drivin 9 hours in car. Saz, cudna git meh. YEAH right.

Dem beans put meh in da carrier- i did try to scapes dem too. Dem came picked meh up, and i try ta run ta meh mommeh kitty an she jus look at meh like 'yoo on yoor own kitteh' and lef meh wif strange beans! Meh sisfur still lifs wif meh mommeh an a woofie. a BIG woofie who i waz scared of. I always hiss at.

So, i maaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooo maoooooo in da car soooo loud an mad. Try eet carrier. EET it. Den when dem gotted meh homes, i run all offur house. I mao fur mommeh. I mao fur sisfur. I even mao fur dat big stoopid woofie. Mao mao! Mao? MAOOOOO! I cry an cry fur meh mommeh... she no come.

Den i had ta fallow dem dum beans. Learn roun house.

Soon, i settle downs. Now i neffur leaf. Dis meh houses. I wunner wat mom mao doin. Or sisfur.

Mommeh kitteh waz in da vet fur shot odder deh. Didna remember mom bean. Tried ta EET her. Waz NOT happee. An sisfur crazee said lady bean. Always crazee like sumfin wrong in her head!

Mommeh saz, she so lucky she got meh instead of dem odder kittehs- dem crazee.

Silly kittehs.

Anyway, in celleebraashun, i got sum foods.

I went all outs. Pweese come eets wif meh.

Shrimps fur alla yoo.



Den sum crab cakes.



I had mommeh stock our tankie full of TUNAS



dis way we can picks our owns!

Den, effuree kitteh will haf, der own bowl of TUNAS



I asked mommeh if we cud reelees sum MOUSES fur us ta chase, she saz she fink bout it. finks mean. but mooooooooooom iz meh gotcha deeeeeeeeh



Den fur main course, each kitteh haz choice of

Chickuns



Turkehs



er

Duckehs



Peronally i fink i shall haf da duckeh.

Fur dem little kittehs, mommeh saz fur drinks we can ONLY haz waters or JUICE





Dem older kittehs can haf lick-ors.

Like RUM fur pirates.


er daddeh might make us sum Gin an TONIKS



Or may bees sum rum an cokes?



Den, fur dem deezzerts yoo can lick sum nice VANILLA ice creams:



or sum strawberry ice creams.




An gif bags fur comin- iz bags of TEMTAYSHUNS! One of each fur EFFUREEONES!



oh boy oh boy i hope sumone comes!