Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Return.

I know supposed ta be wordless wednesday. But mommeh saz, mus come an git good supports frum alla yoos. She needs yoos right now.

Saz, last night petting meh tummey. Do yoo all know bout when i had meh scare in da winters, when i had surgery fur meh Sir Lump A Lot? Well. Dem were all on meh backs. Affer da surgery, never came backs. dr. saz, no one know wat waz.

Last night, mommeh pettin meh tummeh. tickles tickles. Den, she look all worried. Tells meh dis deh affer werk, 'tesla, tesla i talk ta dr. man tadeh.' i saz, 'mommeh, mommeh bout wat?'

she saz, 'tesla, i felt new lumpie on yoor belly las nights. I iz worried bout yoo'. i saz, 'mommeh wat dr. saz?' she saz, 'dr. man saz, dat when yoo come in next week fur rabies shots, mus look at yoo real good. but na ta rush yoo ins... shud be oks.'

So, mommeh an i iz a bit scared. Dun wan surgeries no more sank yoo. I hate dat. Den i hassa wear dem CONES. i hate dem cones.

fink of meh an purr fur mez.

Sank yoos.

-luf,
tesla

ps... i didna tell mommeh yoor guess, but iz 23!!! gud job guys!

26 face swats:

Purrageous Pirates said...

Oh no Tesla, we do not want you to have more surgeries so we will purr and purr that its nothing at all!! Let us know what the V-E-T says.

Anonymous said...

yur mom's purrthday was yesterday? cool! Happy Purrthday Tesla's mom! our Lady's purrthday is today, but she's not twennythree, she's fortyfive and that's a furry big number. we're gonna purr like crazy that you duzzn't hafta have surgery an wear a cone. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

thanks fur yur comment on GW. the Lady's mom is retired and duzzn't haf much $$$, so when a herd of ferals showed up, she's just been doing the best she can. here (Lo$ Angele$) the blood test is $125 at our vet, and the spay/neuter is $100. there's a clinic where the spay/neuter is $60, but that's the lowest. our Lady is looking into vouchers and help from feral cat organizations, but isn't getting very far very fast. people don't tend to e-mail back or return calls. the problem is, there are 3 adults, 4 kittens, and a new litter of kittens. that's too much for her mom to pay for all that testing and fixing, and our Lady is saving up for finding out what's wrong with our Max kitty that lives in the bedroom. ::sigh:: so many kitties in need!

Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs said...

Tesla, we are purring that you are OK. We will be thinking about you. Please keep us updated. ~S,S & C

The Furry Kids said...

We are purring and purraying for you and your mom. Worried moms aren't much fun. Hang in there, Tesla!

Kellykat said...

We are sending purrs your way. Try not to worry too much. Think good thoughts.
-Stryder, Scotchy & Sugar

Tiki, Kirby, and StanLee said...

We are sending many purrs your way and happy belated birthday to your Mom! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Anonymous said...

Oh nos, Tesla, we do not want you to have to wear that cone again either. We will start purring right away!

Brownie said...

Tesla, I hopes you gets well soon, we don't want more things like this....they're terribul :(

Daisy said...

Oh Tesla, I am purring my very best for you!

PB 'n J said...

Oh Tesla, we're furry worried, we hope everything goes ok. We'll get to purring right away!

Happy belated purrthday to your Mommeh and anniversary to yout Mommeh and Daddeh!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Tesla, We have all crossed our paws that you will be okay. So, please relax. You've got the easy part right now - to not worry. We're all hopping around on crossed paws.

Seriously, we will be purring and wagging tails for you.

Angel MoMo and Charlotte said...

I am purring and purring that you would be OK. Please let us know what the vet says.

Mickey's Musings said...

Oh Tesla!!!! I will send you my biggest purrs and purray that you have good news!!!!!! My sisfurs will purr too !
(((((((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))))

Purrs Mickey

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Oh no! I hope it's nothing serious Tesla and that you will be alright and don't have to wear a cone!

Your person is very young...

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Hello byootiful ladycat!

First of all, happy belated birfday to your mom!! 23 is a good age. Mine is 28. She thinks she knows everything. Bleh.

And happy anniversery to your beans! Seriously, that's such a great thing. Before I got daddy, I had to fight off a bunch of mommy's suitors that I didn't like (jumping off shelves at them, digging all claws and teeth into them, annoying them with noisy toys when it was movie time, etc). Heheh, I always love to tell that story. I chased them all away!

And we will CERTAINLY purr/ay for you!! We will keep up positive thinking and will just KNOW that you'll be okay.

{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}

Milton said...

Tesla,
I's purrin' & purrin' that its nothin'. Heck, you's might just be a lumpy kitty. Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Oah Dearest Tesla,
I sincerely hope you are doing fine,
I am purring and purring for you!!!!

Purr,
Adan

Anonymous said...

No needs to worry, Tesla and mommeh. Better to find out the lumps and get rid of them soonest. We will purray for u that it is nothing serious and tinking of u not needing the cone.
Hugs and Purrs,

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Oh Tesla! We are sending you comforting purrs out to you and your mommie! Keep us posted!

Purring loud!!!!

~Goldie and Shade

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We will purr and purr that these lumps will go away....forever!!!

Junior and Orion

Boots, Ozzie and Brenda said...

We are purring for you Tesla. We hope the lump is nothing serious.

Ninja & Brenda

The Meezers or Billy said...

OH NOES!!!! we is sending massive purrrss your way Tesla!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Tesla, We saw your note on CB. Don't worry. We are thinking of you!

And purring and tail wagging. All that positive energy has to relax you. It exhausts us. But for such a sweet friend ......

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Tesla
We are gonna add our purrs onto efurryone else's and wif all dees purrs we knoos yoo is gonna be OKie dokie...

:::purr purr purr:::
Abby,Boo,Ping,Jinx,Gracie
& Mom Debra

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Oh we missed yer momeez birfday!!! Pleeze tell her not to worry, you iz gonna be Okeedokee Tesla! You haz all da kitteez of da bloggospear purrin' fur you! Togedder, doze purrz will blastee away any bad lumpsez. I yam gettin' da rest of da kitteezz all lined up & we iz gonna purr non stop!
We lovez you TEsla... remeburr, your momee alwayz haz da good purrz to surround her. She iz not alone.
Love,
Dr Tweety

Shaggy and Scout said...

Tesla sweete pie we hope everything will be ok with you. We will purr for you just like you purred for Shaggy to get well.