too cold.

It seems to momma, that stealing the bed while she's getting ready for work, is my favorite thing. And, she's quite right. This morning, i decided it was just way to cold for pouncing or anything. So, instead, i stole dad's pillow.

"what are you doing under there?" momma beanie said to the little kitty



"Well, i'm hiding from the cold momma" said the little mao mao to her mommy



"But mao mao, i have to go to work, and you can't stay in there all day" said the mommy to her mao mao

"Don't you even try to take me out mommy, or see this, this pillow- will be your hand" the mao mao threatened



"And see this" said the mao mao "i will whap you with this tiny little paw"



"Alright little mao mao. You can have 5 more minutes." said the momma to her mao mao.



Then the little kitty was transported safely to her snuggly bed in her room.

The end.

And the moral of the story is if your mommy won't let you stay in a pillow, put the bitey whaps on her.