Saturday, December 20, 2008

Secret Paws!

Tesla: Well hai! we iz gun show yoo, our SECRET PAWS came! AN! IT WAZ FRUM PARKER!!
We are SO cited!
I am oldest kitteh, i git ta opens.

Look fur bof of us!

I been furry furry gud.
Mommeh saz- TESLA dun lie- dat bad too yoo nos.
Tesla: well... oks... i been a little naughty...

Fank yoo furrends!

Wat... iz... dis?! FEADDER?!

NOM!


Nom!


Hansel: how... does i git its?

O! Nom!

Tesla: stoopid hansel tryin ta steal mai feadder

Hansel: mao mao mao :)

Tesla: O mommeh wat iz dis?!

dun show Hansel- i wants.

NOM NOM NOM

MINE MINE

Mommeh... wat iz dis pillas?!

Look at our loots!

NOM NOM NOM

dis iz best purresant effur!

hats?

I HATE YOO MOMMEH

Springie boing boing!

O mai!

NOM

Nom nom

Nom nom

Look yoo can see dat hansel pwayin all da way offur dere.

Him took dis mousie ALL offur da housie.

Hans shoved da mousie UNNER da couch. ALWAYS doin dat. I HATE dat.

I'm gunna look at dis pilla an hat sum mores.

A nice magnets! mommeh put on fridge right away!

Temtayshuns! Mai fav flavors!

A kyoot coin purse!

A kyoot boxie!

CHARMS!

Hansel Heaven

Mommeh wanted ta show yoo- we won part of da awkshun at deb & mls- an her won sum cool jewelries. Her gave dangly earrins and necklace ta her furrend from werks- who LUFFED dem. Den mommeh haz stud earrins- and a matchin necklace dat saz luf on it.

She kept dem earrings- but saz, when her sees dat LUF token- finks of meh. So, mommeh lets me hafs its.

Mommeh an me matches. :)

Mommeh saz- tesla = lufs.

BACK TA TOYS NOW!

NOM NOM NOM.

FEADDER!

Nom. nom nom. gentle nom.

fwap nom.

Feadder of Nom. FWAP

HANSEL: Nom? mommeh nom?
Mommeh saz she finks she shuda named meh 'FANG'. ACAZ mai fangs always hangin out.

Tesla: back away frum mai feadder. I LAZEE beam yoo.

Dem purresants git added ta our odder toys. We iz collectin. :)

Stoopid hans always puts dem toys UNNER da couch dough. Mommeh pulled 4 out right affer dese picshures.

TEMTAYSHUNS MOMMEH!

Dat hans canna wait fur dem. Him hears fud, him eets effureefing.

Hans move yoor heads! mommeh canna git in da bag

Yoo'd fink him neffur eets. Stoopid HANS.

Luf,
tesla.
FANKS parker an da gang! yoo guys made our year!

12 face swats:

Anonymous said...

Whoa! That was a huge package of gifts! How do you know what to play, whap or nom first?

Shaggy and Scout said...

What a load of loot! You two are going to have so much fun with your new things!

Parker said...

We are so happy that you liked your Secret Paws! We had fun picking stuff out! We really wanted to keep that feather, but Mommy said no, it was for you guys! But I am glad you got the hats and not me! :)
Smoochies!

Daisy said...

You got some very, very fantastic loots from Parker!

Christine and FAZ said...

Wow, wow, wow that is like the best secret paws ever. FAZ

Anonymous said...

Woah! You guys just hit pay dirt!!
Ohh and fevvers are so much fun to play with.. they tickles the nose and gets the stink really easy like in it :)

PES: We is from Australia :)

V-V

Asta said...

Tesla
That is a lot of Nom noms..and such nice toys..It looks like you awe having an eawly pawfect Chwissmuss.
I love allthe things Pawkewsent you..you awe vewy lucky kitties
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Mickey's Musings said...

WOW!!! You two hit the jackpot!!!
I can see you will be busy for days(or at least till Santa comes,heehee)
That was a great Secret Paw!

I also like your LUV token ;)
Purrs Mickey

Gemini and Ichiro said...

We just got our paw as well and we loved it!

Jans Funny Farm said...

What a big box of toys you two have. And now you have more fun things to play with. What fun!

Chesney Cats said...

Looks like you two are enjoying your gifts!! We got our Secret Paws gifts too, but Mama can't get the pictures off the camera onto the computer for some reason. Don't you just love Secret Paws?!?

Hugs & Purrs,
Sammy, Festus & Emma

Angel MoMo and Charlotte said...

What lovely presents from the Secret Paws! sure looks like you are enjoying them. Have a great christmas!