Friday, December 19, 2008

Formally Feral Friday: HANSEL vs. CUCUMBER.

Hansel: Oh mommeh, can i haf sum of dat cucumber dat yoo iz cuttin fur mai daddeh? Me wud really like sum. Purrty pweese... mommeh... sum... mommeh...



Tesla: Mommeh, wat yoo haz dere? May I haz sum?

Mom bean: why sure tesla! here yoo go!

Tesla: o mommeh! WAT iz DAT?! POISON?! *gasp* i jus CANNA eet dis!

Hansel: NOM NOM NOM NOM



Hansel: In da wild i had ta hunt dem cucumbers mommeh. Can yoo pweese jus gimme sum mommeh i no wanna hunt dem... sum?! sum?! SUM?!



Tesla: Daddeh iz right. Da only fing feral bout YOO hansel iz yoor SMELL.

8 face swats:

The Florida Furkids said...

WOW Sniffie loves chips, but we never tried cucumbers! We think we would probably feel the same as Tesla!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs said...

Socks loves lettuce. We (Scylla & Charybdis) pretty much feel the same way about lettuce as Tesla feels about cucumbers. ~Scylla & Charybdis

You girls just don't know what you are missing. I shall have to try cucumbers Hansel, they look yummy. ~Socks

Anonymous said...

a-hahahaha! Oh my Cod, Hansel, you really love cucumbers! That made us MOL! And you have a very nice motor on your purring machine, too! We bet when you purr for sick kitties your purr carries extra special magic!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I have never had cucumbers. Interesting...

Shaggy and Scout said...

Mom says: Squeeeeeee! You are so cute Hansel with your cute face & tiny mew! I just want to pick you up & cuddle you, big time!

Daisy said...

Hans the mighty, mighty cucumber Hunter! Or maybe that makes him more of a Gatherer...

meemsnyc said...

Oh boy that is really cute. We didn't know you eat cucumbers. What does it taste like, is it good? Maybe we will try!

Anonymous said...

OH wow! I wants to try some now! You made it look so nommy nom nom nomming onto it! :)
heheh

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