Thursday, December 4, 2008

Getting ready for the holidays

Hans: Mommeh, wat dis?

Mommeh: dis iz Ristmas Tree little baybee hansel.

Tesla : mommeh can i halps?

Hans: yeah mez too mommeh!

Mommeh: nooo daddeh iz gun put up. yoo can snoopervise.

Hans: Daddeh, i fink dis part go on top.

tesla: Dats right daddeh, put dat dere...
Hans: an dat piece dere....

hans: i fink daddeh did gud job ack-shul-lee.

Tesla: Mommeh, i halp wif little stuffs?
Mommeh: ok tesla.

Dem Ristmas balls are gun be on our trees.

Hans: Wow mommeh, tree iz FURRY big!

Tesla: mai grammy gaf me dis last year fur pres-unt. Mommeh, hang dat low so i can see it wheneffur i wans

Mommeh: Tesla! dun yoo go nomin dat tree!

Tesla: no no i jus sniffin...

Mommeh: Tesla! Git away frum dat tree!

Tesla: mommeh hangs stuff ALL offur da house.

Hans: iz kind of purty, i wan ta eets it.

Tesla: Purty flows in da vase. Small collect-shun of fings dat mommeh haz.

tesla: hans, i dun like DIS part of ristmas. Stoopid mommeh got so carried away wif dec-ore-a-tin dat she decoreated us too.

Hans: mommeh, wat yoo finkin? i hates dis.

Tesla: mommeh yoo dun yet? tired of picshures.

Tesla: i look so bootiful in mai red dress. Yoo fink Kilroy will like? Dun tell daddeh i posin fur Kilroy- him does na no i haz boyfurrend kitteh yet. I too barrassed ta tell hims.

Hans: Maybee if i close mai eyes real tights mommeh will go away...


8 face swats:

Parker said...

HaHaHaHaHa! You guys got decorated!

Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs said...

We like your red dress Tesla and your sweater Hans, but we do not wish to be decorated. ~S,S & C

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Clothing during the holidays should be outlawed.

For Cats.

It's not that you don't look lovely but I HATE TO BE DRESSED.

Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs said...

We tagged you for a meme.

We agree you lool lovely in your clothes but Mommy better NEVER try to dress us. We are prepared to bite and scratch. ~S,S & C

Daisy said...

You two look very festive in your holiday finery!

Anonymous said...

We think you look very beautiful in your pretty red dress, Tesla! And Hans, you are so handsome in your sweater!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Tesla what a gorgeous girl you are in your red party dress!!!! Hans, you look very studly in your sweater. You will be curious about the decorations at first then you will be used to them and they won't seem like toys to you after all. Decorating snoopervising is fun!!!!

Shaggy and Scout said...

Pee Ess: Mom loves that Kitteys first christmas ornament! She has one for each boy for their first christmas ('85 & '88) but never seen one for a kitteh!!!! That is very special!
AND..l.you mom may have small collection of things right now but our mom says just wait... it's gonna double every year!