Wordy Wednesday

Where iz i yoo askz? Mez iz safs, no sanks ta mommeh. Mommeh vacuumed in meh room, a cause she saz, i always knock sand alla offer da floors. Mommeh hates dis. I waz hidin on da chair in da dining area room an da mommeh comes in an takes meh from meh saf spot. What waz she even doin in der vacuumin?

I didna like dis. She took meh to da place she waz vacuumin- MEH room. Den, she put meh down, so, i run in meh sandbox.

See meh here: i sayin mommeh i hate yoo.



But, she waz tryin to tell meh, dat she got ridded of da old torn up ruggy dat i might haf been responsible fer, ya know, chewing ups, (even dough i saz it waz mr. chickadee, and dat why i no like him, he ruined meh rugs...) nways, she gotted meh dis.



Iz soft on meh feeties, and squishes a bit. It pretty colors too. And now dat i'm allowed ta be out ALLA tim by mezselfs, NOW yoo git meh pretty floor mat fer meh room? Oh mommeh, yoo confuse meh.



Den, ta git meh out, mommeh shake new present... mommeh, yoo haz meh tenshuns...



wat iz dat? i never seen dis afore...



ok mommeh... i might come out for a few minutes...



Iz got da good flavors. see? Salmon. Dat good. Nom nom....



Den she open da bag. Nuffin happens.



Lemme look mommeh...



Dem insides really doo look like da bag saz...



Den... i gots...



meh first tem-tay-shuns of meh life...



oh sank yoo mommeh... sank yooo....


Now, ta see wat friends haf fun picshures ta show and tell yoo about.

My dear friend Adan, haz fallen in luv wif a new toy. It waz present from spain! wooooooooooooooooooooow dat come long wayz!



Daisy haz new tube socks fer today. I am jealous.



Goldie & Shade are hafin a bit of a foxie probbie. However, doesna look like shade iz too worried dere...




Derby did da laundry fer his mommeh.




Also, if yoo haz da tim... please stop by Jan's funny farm to learn mer about dis new proposed 'law' in ohios to do away wif pit bulls.

Mommeh saz, dat makes her really really mads.