Wordy Wednesday

Hai!

Dis been while since mez share wat meh friends doin.

Dis quick update!

Well. In first news...

Adan's brover Lego will be all better soon. Soon dat fungus willa be alla gone. And den, day can meets. He jus need 2 mer medicashun baths.




Chance had a post yesserday dat made him looka likea VAMPIRE




Poor poor daisy had a bad venture ana got stucked under a cabinet!




Iris and Delilah have der story told of how dem came from da shelter place.




Gandalf and Grayson are very happy ta haf der mommeh back from her trips.




Shade & Goldie are haffin der mommeh teach dem a ting or twos abouts da weed killin. And not lettin dem eat no birds.




Bill iz tryin to git sum advice on convincing his mommeh to give him stinky goodness in da jail cell. And, well, also alla tim. Any aggestions? Send dem his ways. Afferall, day always help us wif whappin keshuns.




Now, tim fer mez to tell you updates.

Aday, mommeh went to da store affer werk. She gotted homes at about 1230. And, when she went out she left me out, not in my room! An den, she came home, but den went out a few more times wif dad. An, i been out of da room since she came home at 1230! wooooo! I iz werkin meh way to alla time!

mommeh sinks i misahave more when she iz home acause mez an 'tenshun hog.' i dunno wat dat iz, but i certainly no hog!
Does i look ann fin like dis?!?! :



I certainly does not!

Take dat back mommeh... wait til yoo seep at night... i bite yoo legs fer dat....

Ana den, i gotted sum stinky goodness fer dins. I only gits it every other night (as long as my poops iz good, sometime mommeh waits in a tween sum cans) and only 1/4 of it. I sink, i shud git 1 can fer breakfast. 1 can fer din. Billy agrees wif me i know dis.

Here meh iz, gitten meh stinky goodness. (in da firs one, yoo can hear daddy puttin tings in da sink. Daddy yoo so loud!)






ok all, haf a good nights.

-love,
tesla.