Hello All.

Just wanted to return to this page real fast, to make sure you all know that we are still together and a happy family.


Everyone is happy- and we can all be found over at The World Of Hansel


:) Hope to see you there!

all yoo haffa nos.

Iz here...

at the noo blogs.

Goodbye.

We came on again today to find another really really REALLY nasty and unforgivable note left. We deleted it. NO we will not give the name of the person that left it- we believe it or not- don't want to cause any trouble.

Thanks to those of you who have been our friends. Enjoyed our journeys and trips.

I haven't decided whether to delete this blog, or to come back to it one day. All i know, is for a LONG LONG time, we will be gone. No more stories. No more adventures.

I think you guys prefer it that way. *i promise this is not nasty, just sad*

No angry tone. So don't say there is. Just, disappointment. Sadness. You all meant so much to our lives. I might still visit our friends blogs because i still love reading your adventures. But from us... we're through.

No more blogosphere.

I hope this solves all of the chaos as of late. I'm sorry we caused so much trouble. We only wanted help. I promise.

I'm so sorry to all of you.

goodbye.

Ultimate Decision Reached.

These two kitties.

Their fate has been decided.

As you can see they've been released from their room.

Smelly man.

Curious girl.

My babies.
My hearts.
My life.


Your second chance has just begun.

Tesla and Hansel stay.

Formerly Feral Frideh: Hansel the kyoot.

Mommeh i dun care wat yoo saz, i AM vishus an i AM touf an all FEAR meh.



Stop showin dis craps.



Mommeh. I will make tesla smash yoo.



pweeeese? stop mommeh?

Thursdeh Thirten: Tunnel of Hans

Hansel: well mommeh... maybe dat santa claws waz na so
off wif his dee-sea-shun affer alls.
Dis iz gud toys.

Thursdeh Thirten: Wat i Like bout mai tunnel.
-bai hansel da kitteh.

1. If i in dere. Tesla no comes in dere. Her jus watches.
I can take offur purty much n-e-fing.

2. I can lay half in or outs.

3. I can make Tesla Jealous!

4. I fit in dis fing nicely. See mez?

5. Makes gud snuggles.

Tes: I dun like dis one bits. why does him git thursdeh.

6. I look all kyoot in dere.

7. When i nom it, it crinkles nicely. Like its saz "ow!"

8. i can roll around in its.

9. I look like big mancat in its. Vishus.

10. All of mai fangs look huge while i NOM it

11. Mommeh canna git enouf of mai kyoot face in dis
tunnel. :)

Tes: I hate yoo guys.
I will SMASH yoo in yoor seeps.

12. I can fold nicely in dis tunnel

13. I can peek out da hole in da top an surprises yoo.
SURPRISES!

Wordless Wednesday: Pounce on Pounce

Tummeh an toes Tusdeh: Tesla Spayshull.

Hai.
Mommeh finks dat i will gif sum co-op-er-a-shun
fur tummeh an toes.

Her iz stoopid.

Umm... no mommeh. git lost.

I dun see yoo.

Mommeh.
Srsly.
Better luck next tim.

Yoo iz sooo stoopid.

Mancat Mondeh: Cubin it ups.

I like mai cubes. Lots.
I kick tesla outs of dem sumtims.
Sumtims i join her in one den her runs away.
I jus wan cuddle.
An nom her feets sum.

Fwap on mommeh. Her iz tryin ta git gud face shots.
I no lets her.

Does yoo chew yoor furblins feets?
I like ta nom tessa's.
Her feeties are nooooooommy.

Sumtims her fwaps mai head.
Akshallalee... ALLA da tim her fwaps mai head.

mommeh... i will nom yoo gud...

Wanna rumbles?!

Big Announcement.

TESLA AN HANSEL HERE.

Hans: WE ARE SO MADS.

Tes: we jus heard, mommeh iz payin sum ladee-
ta bring DIS home one deh.

Hans: WAT DA HECK IZ DAT?! its face sure iz fuzzy.

tes: She finks dis so kyoot. Second tim her visited him waz yesserdeh.
Saz, we gits ta meet him soon.
We dun wanna meet him mommeh.

Hans: His name iz BEN she saz.
Already came wif. But iz still thinkin bout odder names.

Tes: Mommeh wans us ta ask yoos- do yoo no anys nice
German names? We dun no why her asks dis.

Great mommeh- anoffur boy in da house. Jus wat we needs.



Hans: An a short video taken wif mommeh's phone... NOT GUD mommeh. yoo stinks.

Photo Hunters #18: Hope

(click ta bigify picshures)

Hai. It iz mai HOPE dat mommeh wud not effur post dese picshures.


Nice ladee from mommeh's werk gaf me an hansel dem mousie toys.
I might've really liked them. An made sum real strange faces while shovin dem in mai mouf.
It waz mai hope, dat yoo'd neffur see dese.

It waz mai hope, dat de in-crim-a-nay-tin ev-e-dence wud
neffur make it ta da kitteh streets.

NOM

it iz also mai little hope , dat yoo will NOT share wif yoor furrends.
And dat mai furrends will forget wat dem see here.
an mommeh canna figure out why we wans noo staffs.
Stoopid.

It iz also mai hope, dat tanite,
mommeh makes it frough da nite

an nuffin ak-sah-den-lee SMASHES her in her
seeps.

A nite mommeh.
Seep tight mommeh.



...i will smash yoo mommeh...

Formally Feral Frideh: BORING STYLE

Dis iz Formally Feral Frideh. I am yoor host... HANSEL.

Weffur mans saz might snows tadeh. Maybee tesla will FINALLY git ta teach meh ta make snow beans. I been waitin an waitin

FIRS NOO YEAR TACKLE CAUGHT ON TAPES OF 2009!



DIS iz wat been goin on round MAI house dis weeks.

NUFFIN.



Jus mommeh NOT doin her job an bein gud staffs.

Tesla an i been talkin.

We puttin out wan ad.

saz:

"WANS:

Noo staff dat can do gud jobs.
Full tim. No benefits. Jus kitteh happeenesses.
Will nah complains.
Will sit an blog when we saz.
An ZACTLY wat we saz.
Will feed us gud fud in mernin.
Will nah complain when we saz we wans more fud. WE IZ GROWIN KITTEHS.
Will gif us gud lowance so dat we can halp kittehs round blogosphere.
Must clean litter box ALLA da tim. When not feedin or typin fur us, iz ta clean litter box.
Gif us treats alla tim.
Let tesla smash der face.
Mus make blankies. An let us crawl all offur dem.
WILL LET MEH PLAY WIF SEASORES
Will NA clip nails.
Will let us fwap wateffur we wants.
Will pet us alla tim.
Will neffur tell us wat we can or canna nom.
Will let MEH pway in da baf tubs alla tim.
Will let us eet out of each offurs fud bowl (so wat if tesla iz in litter box, her not dere, i wan eet her fud. not mai fault left unguards.)
Will let us steal plastic fork out of sinks. An da sponges.
Will let us eet da carpet.
An da tree.
An strings.
An toys.
ANNNNNNN alla dere fud too.
AN will let meh walk on stove when cookin. I WANNA SEE WAT IN DERE
Will neffur yell at us effur."

oks. Any app-lee-cay-shuns?



ANYONES?

Happy New Years!

Tesla Heres. I fought i shud tell yooo alla bout mai ristmouse deh.
Stoopid mommeh haz na had 'tim' ta updates. STOOPID MOMMEH.

Ristmouse deh, santa cames. See. Him brings gifs.

Him didna wrap dem dough. Santa waz slacker dis years.

Crackle chutes... saz dis packages. Wat da hecks iz dat Santa?
dat kitteh looks purty happees.

Cat play cubes? CUBES?! I luf cubes!

Balls an nips?!

Green one iz hans.
pink ones iz MEH, TESLA. ALL MINE.

Hans, mommeh shows yoo yoor green ones. dun take mai pinks ones.

Dat right.

Red cubes... i like dis red ones.

Nices.

One reds. One bloo. I keep red ones.

Crackles....

Not sure bout dis...

Iz strange. ROLLS when i walks in it.

Dun really likes it mommeh.

Poor choice santa.

However, i wud like to NOM dese strings.

I do what i wan mommeh. Dun try stop meh.



HAPPY NEW YEAR effureeone. Iz mommeh's fault dis so lates.
Stoopid mommeh.