Thursdeh Thirten: Tunnel of Hans

Hansel: well mommeh... maybe dat santa claws waz na so
off wif his dee-sea-shun affer alls.
Dis iz gud toys.

Thursdeh Thirten: Wat i Like bout mai tunnel.
-bai hansel da kitteh.

1. If i in dere. Tesla no comes in dere. Her jus watches.
I can take offur purty much n-e-fing.

2. I can lay half in or outs.

3. I can make Tesla Jealous!

4. I fit in dis fing nicely. See mez?

5. Makes gud snuggles.

Tes: I dun like dis one bits. why does him git thursdeh.

6. I look all kyoot in dere.

7. When i nom it, it crinkles nicely. Like its saz "ow!"

8. i can roll around in its.

9. I look like big mancat in its. Vishus.

10. All of mai fangs look huge while i NOM it

11. Mommeh canna git enouf of mai kyoot face in dis
tunnel. :)

Tes: I hate yoo guys.
I will SMASH yoo in yoor seeps.

12. I can fold nicely in dis tunnel

13. I can peek out da hole in da top an surprises yoo.
SURPRISES!