Formally Feral Frideh: BORING STYLE

Dis iz Formally Feral Frideh. I am yoor host... HANSEL.

Weffur mans saz might snows tadeh. Maybee tesla will FINALLY git ta teach meh ta make snow beans. I been waitin an waitin

FIRS NOO YEAR TACKLE CAUGHT ON TAPES OF 2009!



DIS iz wat been goin on round MAI house dis weeks.

NUFFIN.



Jus mommeh NOT doin her job an bein gud staffs.

Tesla an i been talkin.

We puttin out wan ad.

saz:

"WANS:

Noo staff dat can do gud jobs.
Full tim. No benefits. Jus kitteh happeenesses.
Will nah complains.
Will sit an blog when we saz.
An ZACTLY wat we saz.
Will feed us gud fud in mernin.
Will nah complain when we saz we wans more fud. WE IZ GROWIN KITTEHS.
Will gif us gud lowance so dat we can halp kittehs round blogosphere.
Must clean litter box ALLA da tim. When not feedin or typin fur us, iz ta clean litter box.
Gif us treats alla tim.
Let tesla smash der face.
Mus make blankies. An let us crawl all offur dem.
WILL LET MEH PLAY WIF SEASORES
Will NA clip nails.
Will let us fwap wateffur we wants.
Will pet us alla tim.
Will neffur tell us wat we can or canna nom.
Will let MEH pway in da baf tubs alla tim.
Will let us eet out of each offurs fud bowl (so wat if tesla iz in litter box, her not dere, i wan eet her fud. not mai fault left unguards.)
Will let us steal plastic fork out of sinks. An da sponges.
Will let us eet da carpet.
An da tree.
An strings.
An toys.
ANNNNNNN alla dere fud too.
AN will let meh walk on stove when cookin. I WANNA SEE WAT IN DERE
Will neffur yell at us effur."

oks. Any app-lee-cay-shuns?



ANYONES?