Thursday, May 1, 2008

Thursday Woofies.

wat dis bout anyway? Wat dis woofie doin again in meh house? evey fursday dis woofie iz in meh house.



Dis tim, she waz in meh cubies again. AGAIN. But she didna stay in dem. Woofies don't fit i sayd. No woofies fit. Dats right woofie. An i stayz far way from dis woofie. She got big teef. I no want dem near me. I dunna trust hers.



While she here i stay in meh house. She on lease, canna git me.

Stoooopid dog shovin her head in meh cubes. I no like her, she no like me. Why mom like her soo much? Jus fluff. JUS FLUFF.



Click da image to see how HER day went. I spent it hiding.

Wat a bad deal. We can be in da same house together, we jus have to be watched. momma saz she happy she can have her favorite aminals togever. Stoooopid woofie.

love,
tesla

Sunday, April 27, 2008

EZ Sunday.

As yoo all well know... a kitteh life iz nevah e. z.



Dis life takes hard werk. Fur realz.

Yoo all know dis.



Mommeh had to go out da odder day an git mez a new feadder toy. Acause, i ated all dem feadders in da odder toy. Acause... dem taste nom. Nom nom. I tryin to eat dem feadders in da new one too... but is much harder den odder one. Den, mommeh sinked it good to take picshures to show yoo all dat i play real rough, and tire mezelf out. yes yes i do. Yoo nevah seen such moves, such skillz as i bout show yoo.

Behold, let yoor eyez fill wif joy at meh talent!

Wat dat mommeh? New toys?



nom nom nom



I sink i got yoo feadder.



NOM



I jump UP to catch. Mommeh too slow.



Come back down after catch... mommeh... too slow.



When i get REAL tired... i breathe wif mouf open..



Ohh noo i look like chub beast...



mere mean toy.



nom nom nom



fall off back of couch.... see meh tongue? wat happen?



fall on mommeh leg



I almost got yoo feadder.



Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah need rest....



can't breathe...



no give up...



nom nom nom



no mommeh no put away!



Mommeh put toy away, saz i need rest. I no need rest! i tiger!

And den, to end dis, is 2 videos. Of meh doin meh great moves. Used flashy box, so no sound.... Wrong machine.



Saturday, April 26, 2008

Ode to memes.

hai!

I didna dooooz da photo hunters aday acause mommeh couldn't sink of no good signs near us. So... instead (if it loads) i haz sum picshures, well, videos of mez playin wif mommeh.

BUT first, i haz dis meme ta do, sanks to dem new mach cats over dere. Dey ask mez to do dis, i do dis. Hai new friends, i hopes yoo likes it here on da blogosphere!

1) Write your own six word memoir.
2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like.
3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the
original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the
blogosphere.
4) Tag at least five more blogs with links.
5) Don’t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to
play.
6) Have fun!!

Iz vihcus. Iz tiger. Iz bootiful.

Dis meh vishual. I hope yoo like it. Iz took da vihcus tiger part. booty iz jus always in meh picshures acause dat iz jus who i am.







Iz gonna tag da five friends. Hopefully have not done dis afor. Sumtims, i forgets yoo jus did dem. If did, i sorry. Have funs!

I taggin the pbj cats a cause dey are beggin to do one.


dem goldie & shade friends.


Daisy dat curly cat


Mickey dat black cat


Derby da sassy cat


And den, meh good friend Momo



goonite friends.

I lub yooos.

-tesla