The perfect parts.

Dis iz all abouts mez.



Des feeties. Des feeties iz mine.



Dez are meh whiskers.



Dis iz meh tongue and teefies.



Dis iz meh ear hairs.



Dis iz meh nose and mouf.



Dis, iz meh eye.



Dis, iz meh tail. Notice, it kinked.



I wuz born wif kink. See? mommy showz.



All dem parts = mez. Da perfect parts. For da perfect kitteh.

Time fur da nap.

Crazy on sunday morning

Dis merning, i wuz bein crazy. Yes. Yes i wuz.

I started maoin and jumping on da back of dis here chair. See?



Up and down it i goes. See? momma thought i wuz beein real silly. So, she tooks some picshures.



In dis one... i wuz trying to fwap her. I didna sink it should make it on my bloggy. I look crazy.

The beans sink its great. I. Do not.



I too fast fer yoo mom. CLOSE UP!



Den i lay down. I like to rest SUMtim. But, not very much.



Kitteh attack! Great acshun shot mom. Yoo missed meh.



Oh another stoopid looking one.



Den i fwapped and biteded momma beanie.




DEN! We pleh mousie. Momma says i sink i a woofie. What dat about? Woofies just WISH dey were like us kittehs.



hope yoo all had a great weekend.

-love,
tesla

Photo Hunters #5: HIGH

Hello! Today, ina gonna show yoo sum high things!

First. Dis, iz momma's easter lily. It iz very very high. I canna go up dere, acause momma beanie would be very mads. She doesn't let mez see itz, acause i would eat itz... but i wanna see itz.



Second. Dere iz da matter of meh fud. It too is high and also enclosed in dis fine box dat da beans picked up fer meh. However, i donna belief it really is fer meh, acause if it were fer meh, it wouldna be dis highand it wouldna be in dat fine box. It would be in a box dat was open, and dat i could play in fer hours.



Den. Dere iz dis tree. Dis tree is high. I dream of climbin it an eatin all dem sqirrls dat go in dere. I am jealous and would like to chase dem. Dem probably would taste good. A nice high view, and a nice meal. Would could be better?



Den. Dere is meh couch. I like ta stand on its and be high. But, every tim momma tried to take da picshure, i try to jump on her belly. But, finally she got sums.



Ah, dis is a nice high couch. I look nice. Iz not as high as da lily. Or as high as da tree. Or even as high as da fud. But, it'll do.



I hope everyone has fun findin high tings.