Tummeh an toes Tusdeh: Tesla Spayshull.

Hai.
Mommeh finks dat i will gif sum co-op-er-a-shun
fur tummeh an toes.

Her iz stoopid.

Umm... no mommeh. git lost.

I dun see yoo.

Mommeh.
Srsly.
Better luck next tim.

Yoo iz sooo stoopid.

Mancat Mondeh: Cubin it ups.

I like mai cubes. Lots.
I kick tesla outs of dem sumtims.
Sumtims i join her in one den her runs away.
I jus wan cuddle.
An nom her feets sum.

Fwap on mommeh. Her iz tryin ta git gud face shots.
I no lets her.

Does yoo chew yoor furblins feets?
I like ta nom tessa's.
Her feeties are nooooooommy.

Sumtims her fwaps mai head.
Akshallalee... ALLA da tim her fwaps mai head.

mommeh... i will nom yoo gud...

Wanna rumbles?!

Big Announcement.

TESLA AN HANSEL HERE.

Hans: WE ARE SO MADS.

Tes: we jus heard, mommeh iz payin sum ladee-
ta bring DIS home one deh.

Hans: WAT DA HECK IZ DAT?! its face sure iz fuzzy.

tes: She finks dis so kyoot. Second tim her visited him waz yesserdeh.
Saz, we gits ta meet him soon.
We dun wanna meet him mommeh.

Hans: His name iz BEN she saz.
Already came wif. But iz still thinkin bout odder names.

Tes: Mommeh wans us ta ask yoos- do yoo no anys nice
German names? We dun no why her asks dis.

Great mommeh- anoffur boy in da house. Jus wat we needs.



Hans: An a short video taken wif mommeh's phone... NOT GUD mommeh. yoo stinks.