Photo Hunters #18: Hope

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Hai. It iz mai HOPE dat mommeh wud not effur post dese picshures.


Nice ladee from mommeh's werk gaf me an hansel dem mousie toys.
I might've really liked them. An made sum real strange faces while shovin dem in mai mouf.
It waz mai hope, dat yoo'd neffur see dese.

It waz mai hope, dat de in-crim-a-nay-tin ev-e-dence wud
neffur make it ta da kitteh streets.

NOM

it iz also mai little hope , dat yoo will NOT share wif yoor furrends.
And dat mai furrends will forget wat dem see here.
an mommeh canna figure out why we wans noo staffs.
Stoopid.

It iz also mai hope, dat tanite,
mommeh makes it frough da nite

an nuffin ak-sah-den-lee SMASHES her in her
seeps.

A nite mommeh.
Seep tight mommeh.



...i will smash yoo mommeh...

Formally Feral Frideh: BORING STYLE

Dis iz Formally Feral Frideh. I am yoor host... HANSEL.

Weffur mans saz might snows tadeh. Maybee tesla will FINALLY git ta teach meh ta make snow beans. I been waitin an waitin

FIRS NOO YEAR TACKLE CAUGHT ON TAPES OF 2009!



DIS iz wat been goin on round MAI house dis weeks.

NUFFIN.



Jus mommeh NOT doin her job an bein gud staffs.

Tesla an i been talkin.

We puttin out wan ad.

saz:

"WANS:

Noo staff dat can do gud jobs.
Full tim. No benefits. Jus kitteh happeenesses.
Will nah complains.
Will sit an blog when we saz.
An ZACTLY wat we saz.
Will feed us gud fud in mernin.
Will nah complain when we saz we wans more fud. WE IZ GROWIN KITTEHS.
Will gif us gud lowance so dat we can halp kittehs round blogosphere.
Must clean litter box ALLA da tim. When not feedin or typin fur us, iz ta clean litter box.
Gif us treats alla tim.
Let tesla smash der face.
Mus make blankies. An let us crawl all offur dem.
WILL LET MEH PLAY WIF SEASORES
Will NA clip nails.
Will let us fwap wateffur we wants.
Will pet us alla tim.
Will neffur tell us wat we can or canna nom.
Will let MEH pway in da baf tubs alla tim.
Will let us eet out of each offurs fud bowl (so wat if tesla iz in litter box, her not dere, i wan eet her fud. not mai fault left unguards.)
Will let us steal plastic fork out of sinks. An da sponges.
Will let us eet da carpet.
An da tree.
An strings.
An toys.
ANNNNNNN alla dere fud too.
AN will let meh walk on stove when cookin. I WANNA SEE WAT IN DERE
Will neffur yell at us effur."

oks. Any app-lee-cay-shuns?



ANYONES?

Happy New Years!

Tesla Heres. I fought i shud tell yooo alla bout mai ristmouse deh.
Stoopid mommeh haz na had 'tim' ta updates. STOOPID MOMMEH.

Ristmouse deh, santa cames. See. Him brings gifs.

Him didna wrap dem dough. Santa waz slacker dis years.

Crackle chutes... saz dis packages. Wat da hecks iz dat Santa?
dat kitteh looks purty happees.

Cat play cubes? CUBES?! I luf cubes!

Balls an nips?!

Green one iz hans.
pink ones iz MEH, TESLA. ALL MINE.

Hans, mommeh shows yoo yoor green ones. dun take mai pinks ones.

Dat right.

Red cubes... i like dis red ones.

Nices.

One reds. One bloo. I keep red ones.

Crackles....

Not sure bout dis...

Iz strange. ROLLS when i walks in it.

Dun really likes it mommeh.

Poor choice santa.

However, i wud like to NOM dese strings.

I do what i wan mommeh. Dun try stop meh.



HAPPY NEW YEAR effureeone. Iz mommeh's fault dis so lates.
Stoopid mommeh.