Saturday, October 25, 2008

Photo Hunters #15: Scary

Dis weeks photo hunt iz scary!


O mai gudness... wat iz dat?! it iz real scairt! Dat is scary fing! Look at dem glowin orbs... scairt!





Oh mai! iz real scary! Wat do i dooooos?! i iz scairt!




O... mai... iz jus mez. But, look at dat face! Iz kind scary. Stoopid mommeh an her flashy boxie.



Haz a gud weeken!






Friday, October 24, 2008

Formally Feral Frideh.

Mez iz formally feral.

Daddeh saz "nuffin feral bout dat cat. Except maybe his smell." Stoopid daddeh. I show him i iz TOUGH mancat an VERY feral...













... maybe next frideh...

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Thursdeh Thirteens.

Thirteen fings i dun like bout broffers.

1. Since meh haz little broffur dat canna go on regulars litters, mommeh picks up meh sandbox. I no like dis.



2. Him finks he can chew on alla dem cords. Dem my cords. Dun wan share.



3. Him even steals meh sunbeams. Wat dat bout. I so mad.



4. Him even try steal meh cubes when i no lookin. Dis NOT ok.



5. Him finks ok ta fwap meh face. Dis also not oks. I just layin dere den him come over and fwap fwap.



6. Him tryin ta steal meh daddeh. I dun like dis effur. Him will lay wif daddeh all nights on couches an purr purr purr. I kill him.



7. Him finks he shud hog da flashy box! dis also not fairs.



8. Mommeh saz him part maine coon... an him haf big feets. Mommeh saz will be bigger dan mez. OH yeah?! If yoo lif dat long! i kill yoo.



9. Effuree one luf him cuz him cuddles. I fink him iz mancatwhore. Him will purr on anyones. I not so easy ta please. I ONLY let meh beans hold meh. Dun like anyone else. 'cept dr. laydee who halped meh. I cuddled her a little bit. Dun tell anyones.



10. Him finks him will rule da house. Him will not. I will kill him. Des MEH cubes. Dis MEH house. Dem MEH beans. MINE MINE MINE.



11. Him finks him haf purty eyes. Always stickin dem in faces. Mommeh told meh I haz purtiest eyes. Take dat HANS.



12. Him always eetin meh fuds. Eets him fuds, den him runs an try eets meh fud. Mommeh always puttin him back at his bowl. Him dun cares. Him try ta take oveh effureetin. I KILL YOO



13. Mommeh saz him iz calm an relaxed. I saz him is BORIN.



Dat it. I gunna jus stare at da wall an perten yoo not heres.