Hello furrends. Todeh, mommeh an i decides on dis fun xperiment. It fun.
So, dis iz wat iz:
Dis mommeh's bamboo plants. She keeps it really high on bookshelf caz i eets it. Mommeh gits soooo mad!
Dem packers gab mez tree colors. Sees? I gots da boo, da geen, da whites. I study dem. Mus mak sures to take color dat match bowl best. Yes? yes. Mommeh leaf dis job up to mez.
To show mommeh i made choice, i fwap it off table.
Yes mommeh dat one. Iz whites. Look best in bowl k?
Well mommeh? wat yoo wait fur?
Oh boy. Mommeh gits da waters.
Tells mez ta mak sure iz good waters.
yes mommeh. Smells good. Den we add da beads. I MEAN GEMS! See all dem white gems?
I git yoo gems.... i can see dem, canna reach dem. I snoofed up sum waters right afore i try gitting from bottom... I stuck nose in try to eets dem... stead snoofed da water. Mommeh no got picshure acaz she was makin sure i ok. ME is fine mommeh i tough kitty. (i hope dat Kilroy doesn't sink i stoopid now)
Wat bout odder colors mom?
Mommeh added a few boo and geen.
Den, i tell her maybee more whites.
Den. mommeh reads pack again. Takin so long, nahtink happenin. Den, she finds secret directions inside pack... saz, "may takes 4 to 6 hours. WATS?! Cheatin. Dat wat.
Mommeh pours dem few ones in da vase wif plant.
I watch make sure mommeh doesna mak mess.
Some more...
Den. Den we add few beads to plant dat dyin acaz mommeh too stoopid to member to water hims.
Maybee dem beads will saf him. Supposed to keep hydrated long tim, den yoo jus add water to dem beads. dis plant used to have 3 leafs. Do yoo see dat one brown one stickin outta da pot?
While mommeh takin picshurs of dat plant.... i sneakin...
Maybe... one... little... nom....
TESLA mommeh saz, TESLA yoo no do dat! Dat why plant on bookshelf!
Sorry sorry sorry! saz mez. Den i runs.
hehehehehe
Hai meh friends. Mez home now.
Mommeh came and got me on der way home from da beach. She didna even bring da carrier, didna even stops home.
Der i waz, in da box da beans gaf meh dere to slep in, an den i look up and sees mommeh! I saz, "mommeh! Dey tol meh yoo comin tanite!" Mommeh saz "kitteh. Kitteh i misses yoo. canna wait. Yoo come home nows." an i saz "OH BOY MOMMEH!" an i jump in arms an she taks meh outside where da daddeh iz waitin in da car!
However, meh blue mousey didna come back wif meh. Mommeh ask lady, saz, "where iz blue mousey?" Lady saz "i danno. Maybees got throweded out wif papehs?" Mommeh saz "fine i ask udder lady on mondehs."
An den, den on way home since no carrieh not dere, i mao mao mao bout how angries dem beans make meh. Den i sit in back windeh and watch udder cars and mao mao mao at dem.
Den i come homes, and den i slep lots. Purr lots. First ting i do when getted home, iz i run an use meh OWN litterbox! oh sweet privacy, how i missed yoo. No one can watch meh pees. I hate udder kittehs watchin meh go potty. Dis iz na nice guys. Do not do.
Now i wake up from naps ta tell yoo all i home now. An, i got dis GREAT award dat i came back too!
It from dat handsome mancat Kilroy da love beastie
(do na tell hims, but i sink he very coot toos, and i haz crush on hims. Should i send him notes, saz "yoo like meh lots? Check Yes or Nos." ? Maybe nots, i WAY to barrassed and scareded...)
N Ways, dis meh great award!
An rules saz:
""The 'Arte y Pico' award was created and to be given to bloggers who inspire others with their creative energy and their talents, whether it be writing, artwork in all media's. When you receive this award it is considered a 'special honor'. Once you have received this award, you are to pass it on to at least 5 others."
So. I gunna leaf dis award fur sum friends too!
I leafin dis award too:
Daisy dat curly cat , Goldie & Shade , Mickey and Friends , dem sammich kittehs , and dos Meezers & Bill !
Concatsulations to yoo all!
now i go take nother nap AFFER i visit yoo bloggies!
Canna leaf notes right now- mommeh saz mus stay way from puter... der iz tornado in area. Saz must protect kitteh!
We hidin out... until later friends...
