Mez like to watch dis new visitor. I like to sit outside and stare at him.
1. Dis sing runs at me real fast. Mommeh saz i haz to get used to dis. I neveh swat him but i no likes it either. I like when he in his cage to watch. stoopid Mommeh.
2. He haz dis bee costume. And mommeh sinks it so fun ta dress him up in shirts when dey go outside and leave meh here. I haffa watch dis from afar acause odder wise he come sniff mez.
3. His stuff iz all oveh da kitchen. mommeh saz dat it his room while he here. Wat dat alla bout.
4. Mommeh tried to dress meh up as da bee.
5. Mommeh saz, Tesla, smile yoo so cute. I saz, mommeh, i kill yoo.
6. Look Look saz mommeh, yoo so cute. I saz, mommeh, i warn yoo.
7. Mommeh... i jus don't know wat to do. I hate yoo mommeh. Dis iz best reason.
8. Den i now haffa spend alla tim washin off da bee essence.
9. Mommeh gave him mr. chick-a-dee to play wif. I hate mr. Chick-a-dee, but i don't want dis woofie haffin meh toys. He broke his feadder.
10. She gave him a ball i neveh play wif cuz its stoopid. I don't like dis. Gimme meh toys back.
11. Mommeh saz, oh tesla yoo neveh play wit dem. I saz, mommeh, yoo stoopid.
12. Mommeh takes him out to make pees and poos and i gotta go in dis little sandbox. i been here longer. how dat fair?
13. Mommeh saz dat i can't kick him out of his cage, dat it his. not in meh house it not. All sings mine. mine mine mine.
