Ottoman Secrets.

Iz gonna show yoo meh secrets... meh box has a secret.

Yoo know dis? course not. How cud yoo? Tis great secret. Promise.



Jus gotta get in right spot... or hav da right mommeh...



Ahh... dis jus da right spot... I sink dis dark place iz purfect.



Den yoo wait fer Ntruder. Den yoo pop outda box.



No one spects meh ta be hidin in dis dark place...



SCARES dem iz will!



And den, affer all dat scarin, den iz tim ta lay by open winda and get a nice breeze.




love,
tesla

Ghost Kitteh

friends... dunna be scared when iz show yoo wat i bout ta show yoo.

On meh porch, der iz a 'ghost kitteh'.

She looks jus like meh.

But, she a ghost. When i goes out der, she no der no more.

Can yoo see her? DER SHE IZ!



Dunna make no loud sounds... er she might git scared awayz...



She no mean kitteh. No Ntruder. She iz meh friend kitteh.

Acause she watches meh when i play. She wants ta play too but, she canna.



She jus watches. She tries to come and be meh friend. But, she iz stuck on da porch. She is very shy.

When momma goes up to da window, she goes way. Only comes out fer mez. Dat cuz we friends.



Do yoo see her? She iz nice kitteh.

Making the bed.

Iz a excellent helper.

I dunna wat mah mommeh wud do wifout meh.