Easter? What is this?!

Hope yoo all haf a nice Easter, and dos of yoo who dunna celebrates it, just haf a nice sunday.

Photo Hunters #4: Metal

Dis object here iz metal.

Day are sum keyz dat i like to fwap. Momma sayz i shouldna fwap dem metal keys, but i do it anywayz.



Dis boing boing toy iz also metal. I like to chewz it. Member? i like to chewz it.



Dis dad's bike here iz metal. I like to fwap dis too. I like to fwap metal tings, cuz dem make fun sounds.



Dis collar here has metal tags. See? Dem are purty and also mine. Yoo canna have dem. Mine sanks.



No, i said you canna have. Srsly. Mine. Sanks. Go now.



When i itch my metal tags, dem makes a great sound as day go swishin round meh head. Momma sinks i try to fwap dem too dis way. fwap fwap.

Sorry dis took so long to getz up and goinz.

But itz heres!

Hope everyone has a great easters!

Intruder!

Momma momma!

Look wat i foundz!



Can yoo seez dat pider out dere on da window edge? He's very tiny.



He THOUGHT he could sneak in meh house. He THOUGHT he wuz real tiny. But he THOUGHT wrong.



But iz seez yoo. Yoo is a little pest. I will CRUSH yoo if yoo come in here.



I'm watching yoo pider. I'm watching.



Coming closer are we?! That just makes yoo closer to yoor demise.



If yoo come any closer. Pider, pider i'll kill yoo.



THIS IS YOOR LAST WARNING! Can yoo still see him on dat edge? After dis shot, he runned awayz.




I warned him good. Now he runned aways. Not come back.

I hear great news, dat on monday, i might get a big surprise!

AND, i also heard momma and daddy talkin about daddy's softball games dis year. Since i was only born in junes, and dey didna get mez until septembers, i don't know of dis softball game.

But, i heard momma sayz, dat she might take me to da games too, cuz i hate being home alone so much!

What do yoo sink?! Do yooz sink dis iz good idea? iz softball funs?!