Tummeh an toes?!

Tummeh an toes?! Mommeh. i do NUFFIN on commands. yoo no dis. dun berten yoo dun. Yoo no.

Get outta here mommeh.



Mommeh. gif up. Yoo git nuffin.



dis all da toes yoo gun get mommeh.

I WARNIN YOO






peeee ssss...
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Mancat MONDAY!

Hai! Iz MANCAT MONDEH. Dat means, tim fur tim wif hansel.

I will be yoor guide frew dis tim. Oks. I like ta lay heres:



Mommeh always flashin dat boxie in meh faces. I no really likes dis. i close meh eyes ALLA tim.



I also lay unner a bed ta hide from da monster.... she always tryin ta git mez...



no one tell her i unner here kplzthx.




uhoh... i fink she heards mez...

E-z Sundeh.

TESLA repurtin. I wanna tell alla yoo- i gots sumfin great!

Meh furrends, bof abby an Tristan gaf meh dis:




Here are the award instructions:

Put the logo on your blog.

Add a link to the person who awarded you.

Nominate 10 other blogs.

Add links to those blogs on yours.

Leave a message for your nominees on their blogs.

I'm gunna pass dis awardie toooos...

Aoise!
Cats, Goats, Quotes!
Daisy & Harley!
Gandalf & Grayson!
Kilroy!
Mach Cats !
Meezers !
Mickey!
Samantha & Mr. Tigger!
Zoolatry!


Also, we waz tagged fur meme! Hansel, take dis one frum dem Peanut Butter Jelly kittehs

Here are the rules:
1. Be honest.
2. Have fun!
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1. How many calenders are in your home?
Ummm we haz, 6! ohhhh meeeh! mommeh haz cat desk one, den poland wall one. Daddeh haz art one. Den, one in big main room, 2 in kitchen. small magnet ones.

2. What is your fave season?
I dun no yets- i jus baybee! So fars, i fink da autumns. I floofy an warm an cuddle wif beans.

3. What is your lucky number?
10. Meh gotcha deh iz 10/10 wooo!

4. What is your fave month?
October! WOOOO! *snoofle* *cough* --'xcuse meh, i still gots sum snifflies.

5. Which do you like best, Planting seeds, Climbing trees, Jumping into a pile of leafs, or, building igloos?
how bout seepin? maybee pwayin wif leafies.

6. Now tag some people!
Me tags, Chesney Cats, chairman mao, an Goldie & Shade

ME IZ HANS!

Ok, now Tesla will do a meme!

dis one frum dem Crew Kittehs:

1. Where is your cell phone? - i use da beans if i gotta make a calls. Daddeh's iz great fur wakin him up in mernin, tell when ta gif meh fud.
2. Where is the husband? - no husband! i DO haz boyfurrend. Iz Kilroy
3. Your hair color? - i iz called, 'tabby calico'
4. Your mother? - meh fur mommeh lifs wif nice laydee dat visits mommeh's werk.
5. Your father? - who knows who meh fur daddeh waz.
6. Your favorite thing? - tryin ta eet han's fud. OR playin!
7. Your dream last night? - swattin hans.
8. Your dream/goal? - ta nom anyfin i want.
9. The room you're in? - office.
10. Your hobby? - Bloggin, modelin. nommin.
11. Your fear? - hans will be favorites. i will SMASH him.
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? - ummm dat wud make me 7. An i wanna be still play play playin.
13. Where were you last night? - runnin round da house.
14. What you're not? - a gud kitteh. muahahahhahaha
15. One of your wish-list items? - ummm.... a new mousie toy.
16. Where you grew up? - dis house.
17. The last thing you did? - cleaned meh toes.
18. What are you wearing? - meh purpleh collar.
19. Your TV? - da one in da bedroom. i sits on it sumtims.
20. Your pet? - dem fish. Dem are all stressed an dyin... dun no why.. i didna SMASH dem or anyfin....
21. Your computer? - DELL
22. Your mood? - seepy.
23. Missing someone? - daddeh.
24. Your car? - i haz none. dem always take you too vet anyways, why yoo want dat? do yoo like NEEDLES?!
25. Something you're not wearing? - pants. muahahahhaa i'm free!
26. Favorite store? - wat iz store
27. Your summer? - i got ta go on meh harness.
28. Love someone? - effuree one but hans. HANS I SMASH YOO.
29. Your favorite color? - mommeh saz, i look gud in pinks.
30. When is the last time you laughed? - when i smashed han's head in da bag.
31. Last time you cried? - when mommeh took hans ta da werk an kept him dere fur TREE dayz. I hates yoo mommeh.

I tags.... Miss Boo, Mickey, and Mr. Hendrix